My brother Aksumka thinks that he's famous on this site because he was mentioned on the front page by Tom Fulp and someone made a topic about him on the forums.

Is he famous?

Does anyone actually look at this? Please respond lol.

This is my baby. Yeah, it's an ion but it has 0 stock parts, unless you count the gauge above the regulator :D Pimp'd out with APE Rampage board, olive ND blade trigger, olive Strange body kit, green Virtue EZ OnDye Hyper 2 reg, empire .45 grips, redz clamping feed neck, NP ASA, Scorpion trigger frame, Lucky bolt and Lucky firing chamber, Clear green Halo B hopper with Speed Feed, Rip drive, and the all important V-Board, and finally a 16" Freak 2 piece barrel (sometimes swapped with the 14" black tip for closer speedball and X-Ball games and tourneys).

All comments welcome.

Well, I just got back from a nice run in my school hallways and had to take a wicked piss. So, like anyone would do, I decided to take a wicked piss. My urethra (dick) was burning a little during the end of my run, but I paid no attention to it, thinking it was nothing. So, I get downstairs, go into the team room, go into the "good" bathroom and begin to piss. As I was pissing, I realized something that doesn't usually happen...I was pissing blood! So, like any NORMAL person who doesn't want to make a scene would do, I start screaming "WHAT THE FUCK! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I run out of the bathroom and I tell someone to go get the trainer. They are all 'why?' and I'm all 'I'm pissing blood...' and they're all 'SNAP! lemme see!' so naturally I'm like 'OK but someone get a coach or the trainer.' So I showed them the blood in the toilet and my very respectful teammates are all like 'EW WTF LOL'. Then I had to see a doctor and the entire day after that was awkward situations and embarrassing moments, via how my dick is burning all the time.